Black Ink Comics

Hello Internet Readers!  I still find this technology to be amazing!  I mean look I am writing and you are reading…This is amazing, read my mouth words, soak in them, and relish them.  That reminds me I am hungry, too bad my fridge is empty, being the next great American Author is REALLY hard work, too bad it doesn’t pay well, or any for that matter.  What is with our country why can’t it be like “Star Trek”, remember that show, nobody had money in that show…I always wondered why that was.   Where they Communists?  One thing was always missing from that show, great big explosions!  Like “Transformers”, that movie had GREAT explosions!  That’s why in my novel that I am writing, there is like an explosion ever five pages, really super fast paced action.  I guess it would be safe to tell you some about my book, but here let me share a passage from it.

“Melvin, the unicorn, stood on top the wreckage that once was his wedding.  White paper floated through the air, the last things that remained of his wedding day.  Felicia, the girl unicorn, gone, taken, on her wedding day…Their wedding day.  Melvin, the unicorn, polished his unicorn horn and squished his eyes together, off into the distance he stared, to where the bad guys took Felicia, the girl unicorn, but Melvin, the unicorn, didn’t know they left their own wedding gift, and it is about to go off in three, two, one…”

Wow, powerful stuff isn’t it!  That is one pissed off Unicorn and he is about to open up a can of kick ass on some bad guys.  I don’t want to ruin it for you , I am just so excited to be following my dreams and actually writing this story that has been pent up inside of me.  Only one word can explain how this book is going to be, Epic-ness!  Well I am going back to typing my words, until next time Internet Readers!

~Rick Marx.

So I was shuffling through the Huffington Post and I found something, well straight from my nightmares.  I really wish that the Huffington Post was like the Onion, full of fake articles and jokes.  But nope, this article I was reading linked over to MSNBC.com, so there must be some truth to this…Right?  Yes I haven’t shown you what it is yet for a reason; that reason is because when I saw this thing I nearly wet my pants!  Really, I know that it’s not that scary to most people but I have some very irrational fears.  Here it is…

That’s right, it’s a Cyclops shark!  Now for some reason, fish kind of freak me out and dead fish, like this freak, really gives me the freaking WILLIES!  I have some real fears about water that I cannot see the bottom of…Lakes, some rivers and especially oceans.  I don’t know where it comes from, maybe the endless amount of horror films I have seen as a little kid, but whatever the reason whenever they pull freakish creatures like this out of the water, it just confirms my theory that nature has put a lot of strange creatures down in the water to slowly take us out.  The article goes on to talk about some other bones they found of what they loosely call a “Kraken”.  That’s right the Mythical sea creature that comes up and swallows up ships, well it looks like it may not be very “Mythical”…Again people, STAY OUT OF THE WATER!!!!  Here is the whole article so you can read for yourself….Enjoy!

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Josh